All i want for Christmas is you...

Yes, you. You lucky little fellow. im giving all of you the chance to be my christmas present. As of the 25th of Christmas, auditions for "Who wants to be Master Qi's girlfriend" will officially start. There are no limitations, no boundaries. As long as you're a girl (or a really effeminate guy), you stand the chance to win this priceless prize that is me, Lim Qi Hao.

To prepare you for your auditions, here's what i look for in a girl. If you have the following, i think you'd stand a great chance of winning this competition.

1) Name = ching ching
2) The legs.(yes im a derty boy spank me)
3) Enjoys (extremely) intense eye contact.
4) Works at New York Skin Care Center. (discount on facials please)
5) Works at Beijing 101 (self-explanatory)
6) Cute and willing to act cute with me.
7) willing to flirt with me in dota ( to make my homies jealous)
8) Must we able to persuade aloy+josh to let me join smoking gang/form smoking gang
9) Must be able to take being the uglier one in the couple.
10) Wash my hair every day

So, are you up to it? Hurry on down and sign up for the auditions now!